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posted 4/9/2007 10:30:35 PM |
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  linpooh

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.

A few moments passed ... "An ambulance just went by"

A few moments later," Looks like the Anderson's have company", he called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike....."

A few moments later, 'Looks like the Sanders are moving"

"Jason is on his skate board...."

A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex!!"

Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed ! Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they are having sex?"

"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."

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alybai42

Apr 9 @ 10:33PM  
PrincessKissy

Apr 9 @ 10:35PM  
I snorted Diet Coke out of my nose when I read that, OMG
regularguy354

Apr 9 @ 10:37PM  
That is FUNNY! And oh so true! LOL
TxDream

Apr 9 @ 10:41PM  
that is just too funny
Sunshine79

Apr 9 @ 10:41PM  
Holy shit......Too funny!!!
tetons

Apr 9 @ 11:31PM  
that's great. i needed that laugh.
heywhynot

Apr 9 @ 11:42PM  
LOL, and who says kids arent smart way too funny
sumdaysoon

Apr 9 @ 11:48PM  
GryGoast

Apr 10 @ 12:06AM  
willtell

Apr 10 @ 9:22AM  
max49

Apr 10 @ 10:43AM  
LMFAO...
leeman1982

Apr 10 @ 10:50AM  
MissMisty

Apr 10 @ 11:33AM  
that was funneeeeeee...that'll teach parents to try and get stuff past a kid !
muffdyver69

Apr 10 @ 10:30PM  
now that's funny, i don't care who ya are
shellsmack

Apr 10 @ 11:08PM  
crap...and my girls were USING theirs

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