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posted 4/9/2007 10:30:35 PM |
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The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.

A few moments passed ... "An ambulance just went by"

A few moments later," Looks like the Anderson's have company", he called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike....."

A few moments later, 'Looks like the Sanders are moving"

"Jason is on his skate board...."

A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex!!"

Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed ! Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they are having sex?"

"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."

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Apr 9 @ 10:33PM  

Apr 9 @ 10:35PM  
I snorted Diet Coke out of my nose when I read that, OMG

Apr 9 @ 10:37PM  
That is FUNNY! And oh so true! LOL

Apr 9 @ 10:41PM  
that is just too funny

Apr 9 @ 10:41PM  
Holy shit......Too funny!!!

Apr 9 @ 11:31PM  
that's great. i needed that laugh.

Apr 9 @ 11:42PM  
LOL, and who says kids arent smart way too funny

Apr 9 @ 11:48PM  

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Apr 10 @ 11:33AM  
that was funneeeeeee...that'll teach parents to try and get stuff past a kid !

Apr 10 @ 10:30PM  
now that's funny, i don't care who ya are

Apr 10 @ 11:08PM  
crap...and my girls were USING theirs

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